Swipted fromLaLaGirl - .

• If you call me Hon, you must be hubby.
  
• If you call me Momsie, you must be Sarah.
  
• If you call me Muzjah?? you must be Ben.
  
• If you call me Mrs. Byurel, you must be a telemarketer.
  
• If you call me Big Bones, you must have met me online many years ago.
  
• If you call me Mrs. B, you must be Ben's buddy Bruiser.
  
• If you call me Bev, you could be the kids at school.
  
• If you call me Trotter, you must be someone from High School.
  
• If you call me Bitch, you must have had contact with me during PMS.
  
• If you call me Beverly, you're dead meat!